Morning 2(late post) An *Epic* date tale

so i goto dinner with my date-ee atm(this is one of the reasons i don't date anymore) and we get our food and sit down, then she starts talking about food, and i tell her it's nice she actually eats on dates, and she asked me if she was fat, i said, not at all.
then she asked me if she was hot, and i stopped chewing and starred at my food(BAD IDEA) lol, (but she didn't know i don't say, hot, or anything like that, so she took it as i needed to think if she was attractive).
she proceeded to say, OMG you think i'm ugly don't you?(now i'm desperately trying to chew the rest of my food to get out my reply, bad luck for me, i took a huge bite of a roll) omg, you do don't you?(so in desperation i sallow a huge mouthful of roll and nearly kill my throat
i then try to speak,...i then realize, i'm choking, she thinks i'm trying to get out of talking about it, so there I am choking to death and she thinks i'm trying to get out of talking about her physique, so then she gets up and leaves mad(i have the keys to my car though) and i sit up fast look around, pound on my neighbors booth table and point to my throat with my face purple as hell, and luckily it's my friend's dad who's a biker, and he jumps up and squeezes my body like a bottle of shampoo that you know has just enough of stuff left for one last lather.
so the roll flies out, i fall to the floor, he makes sure i'm okay, i come to get up, wobble because my body has no oxygen, fall back down, breath for a bit, finally get up, look at their table and my roll flew out and hit his wife's water and it spilled on her, i said i'm sorry, and i said i'll be right back, i run out, can't find my date at my car or down the road both directions, walk back up to the restaurant and shes sitting on a bench just outside crying, i walk to her, and sit next down to her, she looks up and sees my face still dark red and remnants of tears on my cheek, she gasped, What HAPPENED!?, i then said, i don't say the word hot pertaining to women because i think it may be a bit massageinistic (sp) and i think she's beautiful, and she smiled while started to tear, and then asked what happened again, i told her i was choking on the roll i was eating, and she got all wide eyed and hugged me and repeatedly said shes sorry.
then i proceeded to have a great date, dinner was free, luckily it was water that spilt on my friend's mom's dress so they weren't mad, and then i went to her apartment and we had a great night together.
it was happy that night but 3 weeks later i found out she does coke and i thought i got her to stop and she lied about doing it so i broke up with her.

but now, about a year later, shes drug free and in college and doing great, i'm happy for her.